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209-Conker on Berri's Head

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Berri: Conker, when was the last time i told you to NOT sit on my head.
Conker: Ah come on, it ain't THAT bad, at least to me... hm.. HEY, this gives me an idea.(dollar signs appearing on his eyes)
Berri: An idea? What are ya talking about?!
Conker: I think i could make something out of this!
Berri: Aw, that's great.. now would you please get off my head? my hair kinda itches!
Conker: Hrm... don't tell me that my tail is tickly now. Every girl i met in BFD always told me that. How can i help that my tail is too big and bushy!!
Berri: No, not that. It just itches very hard, that's all.
Conker: If we now lay this aside... would you mind if i...
Berri: I don't like those dollar signs on your eyes Conker. You have something dirty in mind, now do you?? ... Conker.. Conker? ... Conker?? ... Conker! ... CONKER!! You hear what i'm saying!?
Conker: Sheesh Berri. I can't hear what the guy's saying on my cell phone.
Berri: Aha?... who are you calling?
Conker: Don Weaso's new film making company. I told you someday earlier that he had started his own film company, and...
Berri: ... hey, I don't remember hearing that..
Conker: Schh... Oh yeah, is this Don O' Weaso Movie Corporations? I think i have an idea for a movie that we possibly could make. How much's it gonna cost to make?... Just a few bucks? like 5?? Alright, deal! I'll bring my girlfriend Berri over tonight and get ourselves into our roles for the film! ... You wanna tell me which of us will have what roles? ... Not until we arrive?! Oh, you don't wanna let out any secrets to foreigners. Business as usual... Ok, we'll be on our way to your studio tonight, so it's about 3 hours left before the clock'll hit 12 at midnight. Alright, bye!
*Click!*
Berri: I didn't know Don Weaso had started his own movie studio. Where did you hear that?!
Conker: From Weaso himself, when i last saw him at the bar some night earlier. Say, you wanna be my partner?
Berri: Um, what?
Conker: I told Don Weaso that we'd be making a movie tonight, and i said we'll be there in about 2 and half a hour before we shoot the film. I think we'll score big on this one.
Berri: T-Tonight?? Why not tomorrow?
Conker: Well, Don Weaso have several deadlines to follow, so he doesn't have much time. Don't worry, this won't be an long one. Just a short mature movie.
Berri: Aha... so, if i'm right, you'll be the main guy in this movie?
Conker: Um.. yeah, at the size i'm currently at. And you'll be the playground.
Berri: Me? Your playground??
Conker: Yep. Don't forget to bring your Shrinker gun thingie, or we won't be able to shoot it!
Berri: No way! i'm not with you there. I...
Conker, holding up his cellphone again in threatment: So, should i call him and tell him that you won't be coming, and i arrive there and shoot the film alone, only to in the end get kicked out cause the movie turned out sucky and i break up with you?
(Silence) ...
Berri: ... Never mind, i'll be with you there.
Conker: Now THAT's much better!
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Just getting back into the groove in making Conker Screenshots again. Conker apparantly is having something hilarious in mind about the whole movie thing, but what? The dollars on his eyes might give you a clue.

Characters in screenshot (c) Rare Ltd.(Chris Seavor more specifically, since he created them)
Conker's BFD (c) Rare Ltd.
Screenshot by me.
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OsakechanArchives's avatar
I wonder how THAT movie turned out.