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Hit the Moneybag!!

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Chicho: Alright boss, my serve to you!

The Don: Well come on then, I have my bat ready!

*Chicho hits the moneybag, with the Don standing ready with his bat*

The Don: Oh, I got it! I got it!! *hits the moneybag, sending it to Chicho*

*a couple minutes later*

Chicho: Ah hell, it's about the 3rd time I'm missing the bag now!

The Don: Hah. Nobody can ever beat the one and ONLY Don! This game sure is a great way to pass the time, isn't it Chicho!

Chicho: Yeah. Way better than robbing banks all the time.

The Don: So, shall we do another round?

Chicho: Yeah, let's beat the hell out if this little bag!!

The Don: Alright, I'll be the one to serve!

*Paulie comes in*

Paulie: Excuse me, but WHAT are you guys doing??

The Don: Playing Baseball of course Paulie!

Paulie: With a moneybag?

The Don: Yeah. You wanna join the game?

Paulie: Well, I've got nothing else on mind anyway... Ok then!

The Don: Here's your bat!

Paulie: Thank you.

*After a couple rounds*

Paulie: What...? How did the bag broke?

The Don: I can't believe you had it broken! Now we got nothing to hit with!!

Paulie: *yawns* Well, about enough then. I'll be on my way to the bathroom now.

The Don: You know, I had planned to go in there now.

Paulie: Oh no, you won't take it before me! *runs towards the bathroom and locks the door*

The Don: *bangs on the door with his bat* Grr.. Let me in Paulie!!
Paulie: Sorry, but it is occupied now!

The Don: AAgh. I so need to take a bath!! *spots a nearby moneybag* Hmm... Now I know what to do!

*a moment later, in the bathroom where Paulie still are on the toilet*

Paulie: Ah, finally some silence...

*A moneybag zooms through the middle of the door and hits Paulie in the head, knocking him silly*

The Don: *comes in through the hole on the door* Alright Paulie, the bathroom is mine now! Now, you get outta here! *kicks Paulie out and locks the door, and blocks the hole with a nearby drawer*

Paulie: *yells at the Don from outside* Hey you bastard, I was still on the toilet!!

The Don: Yeah, but I don't give a damn about it. I had planned to take my bath now, and I can't wait through all day till you're done with that stuff coming out from that bottom of yours.

Paulie: What?!!

The Don: Never mind. Now, don't disturb me. I'm going to have my well deserved bath. And I'll be here for 5 hours, Heh heh...
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Decided to make this hackshot just for fun. Apparantly even the weasels get bored of doing the same stuff every day.

Messed up a bit in the end, as I didn't know what else to write.

(c) Conker - Rare

Hackshot by me.
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